A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. Zoki Poki Humer “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know…a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day.